But the game does function to serve a lot of fetishes, including the 3 secret characters. Thankfully the women are all above legal age, so it doesn’t come off as weird when seeing a nude sent by a small chested cheerleader who is still technically a teenager. Yes, in this game, there is nudity and plenty of it. Fo shizzle.īut I’ve put it off long enough, let’s talk about sex. I won’t give much away, just make sure to answer one of her questions in the most 420-ist way possible. There are even some laughs to be had, with one big one coming after talking with Audrey, the sociopathic party girl, for the first time.

I give credit to the great voice acting and voice acting direction for making the normally groan inducing dialog come off as natural for their characters and more endearing than cliche. Personal favorites include Nikki, the introverted typical nerd, Kyanna, the bubbly fitness enthusiast, Aiko, the cynical and sarcastic school teacher, Beli, the sweet and kind spiritualist, and Kyu, who speaks almost entirely in slang and memes (#Noice).Įvery woman is memorable in someway and leave an impact on you even after turning the game off. They actually have some decent personalities and characters that I found myself growing attached to. While the game essentially boils down to “Talk to woman, remember facts, answer questions, sleep with” at times, it helps knowing that the women you are courting aren’t just there to please every kind of fetish. Beating the puzzles becomes a goal in of itself, which, going into the game, I had no idea that that was going to be the factor that kept me playing.Īnother thing I was surprised at digging was the dating sim elements, though I wish they would have been expanded upon. It’s a game that makes you feel victorious after completing a date that you had trouble dealing with. I never played Candy Crush, but if it is the same as the puzzles here, I understand now why it’s so damn popular. The more dates you go on, the more money and the more challenging the puzzles become.Īs mentioned before, the puzzles are the star of the show. You learn about them, their interests, facts about their lives (and cup size), and giving them gifts you pay for with the money you get after a successful date. You pay for upgrades with Hunie, which you get after talking to the women you are looking to bed. There are broken hearts which destroy a lot of your progress, pink hearts that act as a multiplier, bells that give your extra moves, and upgrades you can purchase throughout the game. They are addictive and challenging, and at points, hair-pullingly frustrating. These puzzles are what make the game for me. To win your dates, you must complete a Candy Crush-esque puzzle involving matching 3 or more of a kind of symbol within a given amount of moves. Your mission is to go on at least 4 dates with 9 selectable women whom you will eventually sleep with and advance one step closer to becoming the greatest sex magnet to ever live. That is until you meet the fairy, Kyu, who has been sent to turn you into the biggest stud muffin this side of Johnny Depp. You are a hapless, young virgin who is down on his luck with the girls and has the confidence of a puppy who just got scolded for peeing on the rug. But before we get into that, let’s get into the story, and yes, I actually paid attention to the story in this. Why should you put down money for a game that’s main attraction can be sought out online?īecause porn aside, it’s a ridiculously addictive and fun puzzle game/ dating sim.

After all, porn is porn and porn is available for free everywhere on the internet. You can probably find the same kind of setup for free on some crappy Adult Flash games site or on without paying the 10 bucks on Steam for it. That should be the end of the story right there. It’s a puzzle game that rewards the player in Hentai styled nude photos of attractive women.

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